Before you say anything — yes.
There is dog hair. Everywhere. On the couch. In the air. Possibly in your drink. This candle is here to make peace with that reality.
Blended with cedarwood, eucalyptus, and sandalwood essential oils, this soy wax candle smells like you meant to live in a cozy forest cabin, not like three dogs just sprinted through the house at full speed for no reason. Fresh eucalyptus cuts through the chaos, while warm woods bring a false sense of control.
Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and real essential oils, because even if your house is unhinged, your candle standards are not.
Scent Profile:
Cedarwood · Eucalyptus · Sandalwood · Audacity
Smells like:
Love. Chaos. Fur. And the lie you tell yourself that vacuuming helps.
Light it. Breathe in. Accept your fate.
Before you say anything — yes.
There is dog hair. Everywhere. On the couch. In the air. Possibly in your drink. This candle is here to make peace with that reality.
Blended with cedarwood, eucalyptus, and sandalwood essential oils, this soy wax candle smells like you meant to live in a cozy forest cabin, not like three dogs just sprinted through the house at full speed for no reason. Fresh eucalyptus cuts through the chaos, while warm woods bring a false sense of control.
Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and real essential oils, because even if your house is unhinged, your candle standards are not.
Scent Profile:
Cedarwood · Eucalyptus · Sandalwood · Audacity
Smells like:
Love. Chaos. Fur. And the lie you tell yourself that vacuuming helps.
Light it. Breathe in. Accept your fate.
