It's okay to shit in my bathroom.

$15.00

Go ahead. That’s why this candle exists.

This isn’t just a candle—it’s a courtesy. A warm, grounding blend of cedarwood, smooth sandalwood, and soft white musk works overtime to make questionable bathroom choices smell intentional. Earthy, clean, and surprisingly sophisticated, this scent says “relax, you’re safe here.”

Light it before guests arrive, during moments of panic, or anytime you want your bathroom to smell like boundaries and emotional maturity.

Scent notes: Cedarwood, Sandalwood & White Musk
Vibe: Calm, forgiving, quietly judgment-free
Burns: Soy wax, because even chaos deserves quality

Go ahead. That’s why this candle exists.

This isn’t just a candle—it’s a courtesy. A warm, grounding blend of cedarwood, smooth sandalwood, and soft white musk works overtime to make questionable bathroom choices smell intentional. Earthy, clean, and surprisingly sophisticated, this scent says “relax, you’re safe here.”

Light it before guests arrive, during moments of panic, or anytime you want your bathroom to smell like boundaries and emotional maturity.

Scent notes: Cedarwood, Sandalwood & White Musk
Vibe: Calm, forgiving, quietly judgment-free
Burns: Soy wax, because even chaos deserves quality