This meeting definitely could have been an email.

$10.00

Bright, fresh, and just a little passive-aggressive.
This soy wax candle blends natural lime, lemon, and eucalyptus essential oils to create a clean, energizing scent that helps you survive unnecessary meetings, calendar invites with no agenda, and conversations that go absolutely nowhere.

Zesty citrus keeps you alert, while eucalyptus brings calm — because you’re trying to be professional, not feral. Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and real essential oils, this candle is perfect for home offices, desks, and silently screaming through video calls.

Scent Profile:
Lime · Lemon · Eucalyptus · Mild resentment

Smells like:
Closing the tab. Muting yourself. Reclaiming your time.

Bright, fresh, and just a little passive-aggressive.
This soy wax candle blends natural lime, lemon, and eucalyptus essential oils to create a clean, energizing scent that helps you survive unnecessary meetings, calendar invites with no agenda, and conversations that go absolutely nowhere.

Zesty citrus keeps you alert, while eucalyptus brings calm — because you’re trying to be professional, not feral. Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and real essential oils, this candle is perfect for home offices, desks, and silently screaming through video calls.

Scent Profile:
Lime · Lemon · Eucalyptus · Mild resentment

Smells like:
Closing the tab. Muting yourself. Reclaiming your time.