Corporate Themed

Corporate Themed

Weeks are hard

This candle understands time is fake and Mondays are aggressive.

A calming blend of lavender to lower your blood pressure and bright lemongrass to gently convince you to function. It’s fresh, clean, and just energizing enough to get you through the workweek without fully losing your mind.

Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and quality fragrance oils, this candle is made for weekday survival. Light it during early meetings, late emails, or anytime you’re counting down to Friday while pretending to care.

Scent Profile:
Lavender · Lemongrass · Workplace resilience

Smells like:
Bare minimum, but consistent.

Light it every morning Monday through Friday.
By Saturday, you’ve earned a different candle.

$10.00
My job is so secure

Embrace the humor of office life with a wink and a wick. This candle pairs the rich, sophisticated notes of teakwood and mahogany for a scent that’s warm, grounded, and just a little indulgent—perfect for your desk, home office, or any space where you need a reminder that sometimes the real security is simply showing up. Hand-poured with care, this soy wax candle balances comfort, confidence, and a dash of sarcasm—because if your job isn’t thrilling, at least your space can smell amazing.

  • Scent: Teakwood Mahogany

  • Wax: 100% soy

  • Vessel: Thrifted glass for an eco-friendly burn

A laugh-out-loud gift for colleagues, friends, or anyone who knows the bittersweet truth of office survival.

$10.00
This meeting definitely could have been an email.

Bright, fresh, and just a little passive-aggressive.
This soy wax candle blends natural lime, lemon, and eucalyptus essential oils to create a clean, energizing scent that helps you survive unnecessary meetings, calendar invites with no agenda, and conversations that go absolutely nowhere.

Zesty citrus keeps you alert, while eucalyptus brings calm — because you’re trying to be professional, not feral. Hand-poured with clean-burning soy wax and real essential oils, this candle is perfect for home offices, desks, and silently screaming through video calls.

Scent Profile:
Lime · Lemon · Eucalyptus · Mild resentment

Smells like:
Closing the tab. Muting yourself. Reclaiming your time.

$10.00